pricew:

"A mass of fire and music. That’s me. An old kazoo and some sparklers."

What are you seeking if not me?

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Anonymous asked:

can you make a vid of you performing your favorite broadway musical number? in full costume and makeup

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My “Almost Real” would break the internet.

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Anonymous asked:

you make me as moist a snack cake

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Which kind, specifically?

lovingalanis:

I wouldn’t have sold myself short
I wouldn’t have kept my eyes glued to the ground
If I had’ve known my invisibility would not make a difference

Your Congratulations | Alanis Morissette

(via recreationalscreams)

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Anonymous asked:

I would take you out for a nice dinner before going home and letting you disrespect my body for a few hours

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I’m always very respectful.

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Anonymous asked:

you remind me of a teddy bear with flawless eyebrows.

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That’s how I think of myself, too.

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Anonymous asked:

Would you consider yourself a level 10 power top?

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I know you know me well by the way you asked this question already knowing the answer.

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awkwardlyhilarious asked:

your anon followers are weird.

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Ikr

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Anonymous asked:

Can you post a video of you flexing your hairy pecs

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I wouldn’t begin to know how to flex my “pecs.”

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Anonymous asked:

Would you rather spend a day with Michelle Kwan or Tara Lipinski?

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Either way ends with me killing myself, so

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Anonymous asked:

omg u look so straight with a baseball hat. it makes me tingle

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It’s like that scene in The Normal Heart where Mark Ruffalo begs Alfred Molina to say they’re the same

“not enough sex”
— On Nymphomaniac: Vol. 1 (via onestarmoviereviews)

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Anonymous asked:

I know it was a while ago now, but did you see "A Quiet Place"? If so, can you remember any thoughts about it? I found a score of the piece a few years ago and was quite interested to hear it had been staged semi-recently.

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I did not see it.