toothforaneye asked:

a dumb 16 yr old creep appreciates your selfies, thanks


Well, you’re clearly not DUMB.



The Shining cuckoo clock by artist Chris Dimino. At the top of every hour, Jack Torrance breaks through the door and says “Here’s Johnny!”, followed by the piercing scream of his wife Wendy!


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Anonymous asked:

Wait. I'm just curious, what's wrong with Neil LaBute?



Neil LaBute is boring.

His dialogue is nearly interchangeable. On the page, the characters don’t have distinct voices. It’s like listening to Neil have an argument with Neil.

Plotwise, they’re all similarly predictable. They feature whiny manchildren who have douchebag friends (but see, our hero is the Nice Guy). Women love them, or manipulate and destroy them, and sometimes both. Bad women! Think of the men!

What was shocking in the 90s has been run into the ground. And what he thinks is shocking now is being better written by other writers. Sorry, dude.

I made this for dinner and I’m probably never going to eat anything else again. It was incredible and so easy. 




If this can’t convince you that Viola Davis is one of the finest actresses currently working in any medium, I don’t know what can.


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“I think we all know what that’s like. Nowadays. All of us…falling through the cracks that separate what we owe to our selves and…and what we owe to love.”
Angels in America by Tony Kushner
“Love; that’s a trap. Responsibility; that’s a trap too. Like a father to a son I tell you this: Life is full of horror; nobody escapes, nobody; save yourself. Whatever pulls on you, whatever needs from you, threatens you. Don’t be afraid; people are so afraid; don’t be afraid to live in the raw wind, naked, alone…Learn at least this: What you are capable of. Let nothing stand in your way.”
Angels in America by Tony Kushner (via ink-piss)


iconicbottom asked:

18 ,37, 49


18. The last time you felt broken?
February, for a lot of reasons, but I’m back together now. 
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Previously answered.
49. Do you dance in the car?
I don’t dance anywhere, but when I had a car and drove, you may have seen that happen on occasion. 


mrlovett asked:

3, 9, 23, 63


3. Have you taken someone’s virginity?
Not to my knowledge.
9. Is confidence cute?
Not without a degree of humility.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
63. First concert?
I went to an Alan Jackson concert with my parents when I was little. The first one I went to as an adult was my first Rufus show in college. 


pricew asked:

22, 50, 56, 68.


22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
I barely enjoy swimming without sharks. 
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
Bows and arrows make me think about We Need to Talk About Kevin.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
I’ve wanted to be a director/writer/actor most of my life, but when I was very young, I wanted to be a doctor because my grandma was in a horrible car accident and was constantly at the hospital.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?


fuckyeahgreatplays asked:

35, 36, 37, 38


35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
I like to, but rarely do.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
No idea. I suppose I could open Grindr and see…
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
That’s not a real thing. 
38. Who did you last call?
The only person I ever call is my mom. 


  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  • 6. What are you excited for?
  • 7. What happened tonight?
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  • 9. Is confidence cute?
  • 10. What is the last beverage you had?
  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • 18. The last time you felt broken?
  • 19. Have you had sex today?
  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
  • 21. Are you in a good mood?
  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
  • 24. What do you want right this second?
  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
  • 34. Listening to?
  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 38. Who did you last call?
  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
  • 44. Do you tan in the nude?
  • 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
  • 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
  • 47. Who was the last person to call you?
  • 48. Do you sing in the shower?
  • 49. Do you dance in the car?
  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • 53. Is Christmas stressful?
  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • 59. Take a vitamin daily?
  • 60. Wear slippers?
  • 61. Wear a bath robe?
  • 62. What do you wear to bed?
  • 63. First concert?
  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • 65. Nike or Adidas?
  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
  • 69. Ever take dance lessons?
  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  • 71. Can you curl your tongue?
  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • 74. What is your favorite book?
  • 75. Do you study better with or without music?
  • 76. Regularly burn incense?
  • 77. Ever been in love?
  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
  • 79. What was the last concert you saw?
  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
  • 81. Tea or coffee?
  • 82. Favorite type of cookie?
  • 83. Can you swim well?
  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • 85. Are you patient?
  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
  • 87. Ever won a contest?
  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
  • 89. Which are better black or green olives?
  • 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
  • 91. Best room for a fireplace?
  • 92. Do you want to get married?