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Anonymous asked:

i hope your hunky ass has crazy wild love making sessions every night cause you're fucking sexy

A

I literally do not remember the last time I had sex.

“What was important to me was that Francesca know that Robert is the right choice in that moment and still be able to say no to that choice later.”
— Jason Robert Brown on “The Bridges of Madison County” on SiriusXM

It’s hot.

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Anonymous asked:

You don't know how lovely you are

A

That’s absolutely true. 

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Anonymous asked:

I want to wrap my mouth around your scrotum and use my tongue to juggle your balls like clown at the circus

A

I saw that episode of Carnivale

pricew:

"A mass of fire and music. That’s me. An old kazoo and some sparklers."

What are you seeking if not me?

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Anonymous asked:

can you make a vid of you performing your favorite broadway musical number? in full costume and makeup

A

My “Almost Real” would break the internet.

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Anonymous asked:

you make me as moist a snack cake

A

Which kind, specifically?

lovingalanis:

I wouldn’t have sold myself short
I wouldn’t have kept my eyes glued to the ground
If I had’ve known my invisibility would not make a difference

Your Congratulations | Alanis Morissette

(via recreationalscreams)

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Anonymous asked:

I would take you out for a nice dinner before going home and letting you disrespect my body for a few hours

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I’m always very respectful.

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Anonymous asked:

you remind me of a teddy bear with flawless eyebrows.

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That’s how I think of myself, too.